Do I Put Out A Gay Vibe?

I ask this question,  do I put out a gay vibe? Because, last night me and some other people went to Beta, only because we got hooked up and swagged out. Two of the people that went were Mike and his 'lady friend' (a weird situation)...and I guess today she asked Mike if I was literally gay. I'm not sure if Mike said that I wasn't but that's not the point. I guess she thought I was too 'put together' and 'stylish' and that's what she was basing her judgment off of.

What the fuck? Because I shower? Because I wear Boat Shoes to dance in? Because I have hair and choose to style it? Maybe it was me grinding with another girl for 2 hours straight - could that have been confusing? Maybe because after the grinding it looked like I had a can of pringles in my pants? Maybe I was having too much fun? Maybe because I drank 3/4s of a bottle of vodka by myself? Maybe because I didn't try and hit on her? Maybe because I was throwing money around like it's going out of style? I'm trying to figure this out...

Honestly, I don't care, I'm just confused (not sexually, confused about her question). Do more girls feel this way? Am I constantly vibing gay? This girl seems nice, she seems a little introverted and calm - maybe I shocked her with the story of a girl throwing up in my car? Maybe she just hates me? But seriously do I put out a gay vibe?

Are you my readers, concerned about your ass holes when I'm around? Well maybe in April, but any other time?

I'm going to ask this girl in person to tell me why she thought that. I'm also going to ask the girl I danced with all night...did she just dance with me because she thought I was gay? That girl is kind of slutty, so I'm not sure she'll be a great resource. Maybe, Saturday I just gayed it up.

I'm somewhat taking it as a compliment. You know, girls are always looking for gay friends, so I could fill that niche but then I just have to figure out how to work that into straight sexual intercourse. Which, correct me if I'm wrong, is when a penis and vagina do something?? Who knows.

But honestly, let me know, if I'm putting out a gay vibe. I'm just trying to be fun, a douche, honest, stylish, well groomed - - and if that makes a man gay then maybe I want to be gay. Because no vagina is worth being boring, nice, deceitful, un-stylish, and dirty aka Mexican!!

And if I can't convince her otherwise, well then I can only do one thing, fuck her right then right there and give her the best straight lovin' a man ever has!! HAZAA!!!


BTW - Found this video of me dancing on Saturday night on YouTube, I don't see anything wrong or gay with it, except maybe I went a little bit heavy on the spray tan?!?! Maybe you see something different?