It has been almost a month since I started the hate list. I want to apologize for the long delay, I know several thousands, no, MILLIONS, have been waiting for more hate and without any further delay, here number 8 is (only one, but it is a combo):
8. White Sunglasses / Long Boards: I could easily separate these two, but I feel they go hand in hand and I hate them equally. There is one positive of these two items...they make it very easy to spot a douche bag from a mile away, and I mean a MAJOR d-bag BRA. I actually had a longboard at one time, and it was one of the worst purchases of my life, and that was 5 years ago. Today, you see them everywhere and everyone who is on one just thinks they're the "bees knees" (old school reference).
It is hard for me to put into words why I despise the longboard so much, I just get so furious every time I see a person on them, it is mostly guys, but there are a few chicks and they're just as bad. Why I despise white sunglasses is once again hard for me to put into words. Maybe it is because I just feel that people are trying to "advertise" that they're wearing really bad ass sunglasses, "hey look at me bro, check out my shades, total UV protection, you like my tat? you can easily scope it with my cut off sleeves, so bad ass, wheres my 4x4 jeep and keg?" That is what I hear every time I see a guy in white sunglasses.
One thing I can enjoy about white sunglasses is it usually displays an attractive albeit bitchy girl. This is not a steadfast rule but more often than not a few hot chicks possess white sunglasses, but I'd still prefer my lady to be sportin' black shades. So when you combine these two things it is HATE at first site, no questions asked. I only pray for a totally gnarly wipeout where the glasses shatter and the guy breaks some part of his body!
Not the best wipeout, but it is still funny, I mean what d-bags. Head on over to youtube and watch some of the videos, it will brighten up your day!
01 March 2009
My Apologies for the Security Measures
The Internet is a fickle beast. Some of peoples most private thoughts are posted on the Internet, such as the ever present "firstie" post, it says so much. Luckily I reveal very little of my true colors on this blog, and I always recommend you take it for what it is, what that means? I have no clue.
If you do not enjoy this blog, for whatever reason...maybe the language, maybe the absolute stupidity of the posts, maybe you just hate Mexicans, I don't know and I don't care, just stop coming to it then. Another thing you can do is recommend what you would like to read about (from miguels perspective, of course), you could also include some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, not like iTunes reviews, which often say "this sucks, that sucks, you suck", that does not help! You can reply to posts or use the very handy shoutbox widget or even e-mail me. I know this blog seems pointless, well you can help make it very awesome, very awesome indeed. I am trying to post more but it takes more time than you can ever imagine but soon the ball will get rolling and with YOUR HELP life will be good again!
XOXOX MIGUEL
(We're on this road together, it's straight and empty, lets make it the best road EVER!!!)
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