Rewind Yourself

I was just listening to a KC radio interview regarding the youth of the Royals. One of players in for the interview was Jason Kendall - an aging, not very solid catcher - who for some reason plays for the Royals. However, this is not a Royals post, there will be plenty of those shortly. This post is for a an excellent catch phrase that Jason Kendall yelled during the interview, that I will attempt to make the catch phrase of the year....

REWIND YOURSELF

Those two words are going to be uttered by me every chance I get. Even if I don't use them in the correct context, it doesn't matter, because they can be used in any circumstance. For instance..

• You suck at basketball...REWIND YOURSELF
• Well that only lasted for 5 seconds....YOU BEST REWIND YOURSELF
• Hey 30 people just died in a fiery car crash....AWWW SHIT REWIND YOURSELF

Any time you feel that someone needs to REWIND THEMSELVES just shout those two words. You can change it up by throwing a unique phrase in front of it or just say them alone. You can softly speak it, shout it, speak it as if you are retarded. However you want, just start making people REWIND.

Help me in getting this catch phrase out. Use it any chance you get. Share it around, I want the rest of 2011 to be the year of the REWIND.

OFWGKTA

This is a music post....

I've been jamming to OFWGKTA for the past few months, trying to figure out if they're a novelty act or a seriously legit hip-hop act. Well over the past few weeks that questions has been answered and these guys are burning up.

Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All (OFWGKTA) has broken through and the hype train is moving quick. Tyler, The Creator is basically the de-facto leader of the crew and is throwing down some sweet shit. This crew is made up of 16-20 years olds, mostly based out of CA. They specialize in what I call 'vicious' rap. Basically straight forward rap that will scare parents into thinking that it is the devils music. Tyler, The Creator and Hodgy Beats performed on the douche late night program Jimmy Fallon this past Wed. and put in one of the best/craziest late night performances ever. It just sucks that it's Jimmy Fallon - fuck him.



Another great thing about these fuckers is they put out like 10 albums last year, all for free . Check out their site.

I recommend Tyler, the Creator 'Bastard', Earl Sweatshirt 'Earl' and both Mellowhype albums - great starting points without getting to bogged down.

Tyler, the Creator has a new album coming out 'Goblin' and it will be the first pay album for these guys. Check it out. The single Yonkers is already out and the video is on the link above. Pretty solid.

If you haven't been living under a rock, you probably already know about these guys, but pass it on.
Free Earl. Fuck Steve Harvey.

Until I get some other music up and running, this should cover you for a while...

Videos

Just some videos I've come across. You may enjoy, you may not, if you're bored...why the hell not????
P.S. Might be more enjoyable if you're not in the right state of mind.

I like dancing cats...


Never wanted to be a cop more. Amazing 'staches. Check out the 2:30 mark for my new workout and bball techniques...
(excellent music as well)


When I make it back to KC, this is the guy I want to meet, remember, 'it's hip to give tips'. Sweet Rides...

Just Remember...I'm Not Perfect

In light of some recent events I've started to realize that many people view me as 100% perfect, in every way, shape, and form. Some people may even view me as 'Jesus' like - if you think Jesus is perfect, you know, his whole walking on water thing. Although, I don't want to burst your bubble - but this is not the case - let's try an activity...

Right now I want you to visualize someone who you think is perfect, it cannot be me (sorry), maybe it's John Daily, Obama, Osama, Justin Bieber or even Koko - now realize that they have flaws. For instance, Bieber is canadian, sure he has great hair but he probably doesn't believe in the right to carry a gun. These people, even though they seem perfect, have their own flaws, JUST LIKE ME.

I have many flaws, I'm not always the greatest ball player on the court (greatest white player? OF COURSE). I procrastinate, masturbate, and hibernate way too much. Not to mention my spot on rhyming skill. Do I always look good? Well of course I do, that is why many people think I'm perfect. It's usually more of my character flaws that show my true lack of perfection. From my hate of everyone that is not perfect, somehow that makes me not perfect (irony? onomatopoeia? shhhhhhhhh brrrrrrrrr). Obviously my knowledge of the english language and grammar ain't no weakness. Maybe it's because I make fun of anyone who is retarded or stuck at a dead end job. Let me be honest, it is very difficult for me to sit here and come up with any flaws but I want to drive home one point. I occasionally will have a mental break, where I lose my perfection for the slightest moment. It could a missed dunk, it could be rejection (in any aspect of my life), it could be lack of execution or lack of humor. But please stay with me, although my true colors may show through, I will always return to perfection shortly. I just need you to lower your expectations of me for very brief moments.

This has been a PSA from CcT. Thanks.