Bored?? I Bet You Are...

Peep the Link...FUN,FUN,FUN.....it's a self directed, produced video on the hardships of life in suburban Denver. No it's not my hardships but rather the tough house life of Miggy and Este. Home alone for an hour, cut down to 15 minutes, synced to hip-hop beats, what does it all equal? A pretty lame 15 minutes...but I'm sure you got the time!
FYI: YOU MIGHT HAVE TO CLICK THE CENTER OF THE VIDEO FOR THE PICTURE TO SHOW UP...and then click play again...ENJOY HAHA

HELP!! I Need Your Contact Info...SERIOUSLY

As some of you know the blackberry can be a very fickle bitch, often times shutting down, deleting shit, etc. Well this morning the Blackberry went all the way to fucking crazy, totally fucking up my life. It deleted all of my contact info. Yes ALL OF IT and I didn't have any of it backed up anywhere (why would I?) and obviously I can't remember any of it (I mean over 100k contacts...get real).

So CNELL NIG I need you. First, I need your contact info (phone #, email, credit card #) but also any other contact info that you have and think I need. For instance, your brother, Mike, Greg, etc. I would greatly appreciate whatever you can give me. Also, if you have my GF's number that would be great...because I'm pretty much fucked (or not fucked, haha lol jk lmfao omfg) in that department without it.

If you could please e-mail contact info to tim.amen@comcast.net or saabinator90@yahoo.com that would be excellent. I can reward you with more music and more gifts. I just need to start getting some contact info back and go from there, some people I will never speak to again because of this and that will either a blessing or a curse (most likely a blessing).

Much Love. Seriously this Time. Much Love.

Join Me & the Lady @ Larimer Lounge Tonight and We Can Get FUNKED UP!

Whomever is in Denver tonight should come on down to Larimer Street, more specifically Larimer Lounge, and have some fun. Why would I come down there? What's gonna make it so fun? Two very good questions, so let me answer them...

Del the Funky Homosapien is performing tonight at Larimer Lounge and it's FREE...100% FREE!!
Oh yeah, Bukue One, Opio, and A Plus are also there, and it's still FREE.

So join me and we can grind all night long and get funky with the funk man himself. IT WILL BE FUNKALICIOUS.

Much Love.

Mac Lethal Raps My Thoughts

Not much to say...just watch and enjoy the video. Maybe some of you could learn a lesson or two from the video, you know who you are!!


Mac Lethal - Lookin Bro'

Music Ideas and Tennis Aces

My posting has been very sporadic, to put it nicely, and I haven't been able to grace you all with my hilarious anecdotes . With a job, a girlfriend, and music and porn addictions my schedule is very jam packed. Trust me I would much rather blog then work or spend time with the GF (most of the time, that is), the music and porn addictions, well I would never replace them with anything. Trust me though when I say that blogging will be a top priority in the weeks to come. I have many stories and observations, that I find hilarious, and I also have much more music to share, not all hip-hop either. I've already shared the great Raekwon album with you but I need to diversify my music sharing to start attracting my fan base that I had last year...when I won most sexy/awesome/legen-dary blog of the first half of 2009...with an astounding number of daily readers (12.3).

I'm going to stick with 3 albums a week, all similar in kind. Occasionally, I'll post new albums when or before they come out if I thoroughly enjoy them. I will also let you know about concerts I've attended or plan on attending, so we can meet up and grind on each other all night! I've already planned a few weeks in advanced with following:

• An Andre Nickatina Week
• A Feminist Week
• A Snowy Weather Week
• A Lust Smell and Leather Week

Hopefully you get the idea. If you have any ideas for a music week please let me know...I will do what I can. In addition, if you ever want any album or any kind of music please let me know because I would be more than happy to provide any music you want. I can get almost any album ever created within 24 hours if I already do not have it. Just another service I provide.

Lastly, I must address the issue of sports. Everyone must cheer for the Bengals tomorrow as they will most likely play the Bronco's stupid and deserve to lose...will they? It depends what team wants to lose more. Nebraska football is once again relevant, but tune in next week because they face a firm test in Virginia Tech. Finally, my allegiance to the Royals runs very deep and I still love them with all of my heart but if I were to ignore the Rockies I wouldn't be a true fan of baseball. What they are doing is so impressive, every night they find a way to win with a bunch of rag tag players (just look at Jason Giambi and what hes done). If you have a chance to watch them I highly recommend it, because they are truly amazing and the postseason is approaching quickly. Oh I almost forgot, I joined a tennis league...it's going to be intense so pray for me as I get back into the world of competitive tennis (I have actually never been involved in competitive tennis before)...AWWWW SHIT, ITS GOING DOWN SON!

Well let me know your thoughts, ideas, conundrums..I really do care, I'm like Oprah but part of a far superior ethnic group.

As always Much Love & BM'sF new slogan:

I't's Okay, It's Alright, BM'sF Got Somethin' You Gonna Like!

P.S. I will blog about everyone's favorite slacker, with pictures, but until then this picture is pretty similar to the hair situation, except this cat wasn't given bad hair by god but more likely a World of Warcraft nemesis!

Becoming TRILL in ATL...

I know the posts did not stream in from Atlanta as I said they would. My internet connection was wack, I was fucking tired every night and well it just didn't happen. So I apologize for that. But I will have a post coming up soon about the entire trip, from everything that went on to my feelings about the dirty south!

I scored some sweet gear in Atlanta, at a store called Standard (check it out, at least 1 of you would enjoy it!) It was an amazing little store, tucked away on this busy street, extremely un-assuming. They have some amazing brands and had amazingly nice and knowledgeable workers (black). It made Atlanta an even greater place. So I bought some stuff, I would have bought more but I did not have enough room in my suitcase and the money added up quickly.

I bought some Play Cloths and WESC headphones along with a shirt by The Hundreds (see below). The shoe collection was amazing and I would have grabbed some kicks if I had the room. They had some older BBC/Ice Cream gear but everything was in too large of a size and for the money I would be spending not worth it at the time. Since most of these brands only come out with with four limited collections a year (if that), it is very tough to find exactly what you're looking for but I'm thrilled with the purchases. Play Cloths had some amazing shit!!!































The headphones sound excellent and the clothes are all top notch, money well spent down south.

So that was one night in the ATL and was pretty nice. Now Colorado will know what true fashion is, thanks to the Swedes (WESC) and Malice and Pusha T! I'm now KINDA LIKE A BIG DEAL!

Summertime Madness to an END

Well the summer is coming to an end, not the official summer (that ends September 22) but the summer of baginwagon fun! I've met some people while trying to lose others. At some points I acted like a person with two (2) REAL college degrees, i.e. my dinner party etiquette, my IPO skill (where would LA be without my recent influx of Chinese birch??), my sexual intercourse proficiency, etc. Then at times I acted like a person with (2) MADE UP college degrees (what are MADE UP college degrees? I would probably go with something like History and VHS watching!), i.e. my tennis fiasco, my not so socially acceptable love of porn and my hours wasted watching it (especially at work), and my sexual intercourse inadequacies (too much lube not enough vag)!!!


I just received news that I will be in HotLanta (aka the ATL aka Atlanta) for a week on a work assignment or some shit, so I will plan on blogging daily from the 770, 404, and 678. So if you've always wondered what BMsF would be like with some southern flavor tune in from August 24th to the 28th for some real chicken, gritzs, and colored drink love. FYI...I might even have a few guest bloggers (Lil Jon, Luda, Usher, etc...).

Beyond that I plan on turning BMsF into the blog it was always destined to be...absofuckinglutely fucktastic! September 1st looks like as good as any day to launch into it full force, updating as much as is humanly possible, while providing you with insightful commentary, music, and love (actually hate). But I need your help...let me know what you wanna know, what you wanna hear about, what music you want...this blog has the goal of being fully interactive with my 3 readers, I love you ALL.

MUCH
LOVE FROM
CASA DE AMOUR!!!

While you wait for some more updates, enjoy the song currently playing...it is the best song about summer ever written and check the video below.

Marlow's Cleverness

After the one snitch I figured I would try and update my out of staters on the newest and bestest phrases of Colorado's very own Altitude reporters, Scott Hastings and Chris Marlow.

• JR Smith has never really gotten a nickname this year, last year their was a fierce debate as to whether he should be called the toaster oven, microwave oven, or any other clever name having to do with a warming machine. I like to call JR Smith "Spaz" because that's just him and if you watch him, 80% of the time I'm not sure he knows what hes doing but no matter because hes gonna do it.
  

• Chris Andersen (The Birdman) already had one of the best nicknames in the NBA so Marlow decided he would come up with a good nickname for his hair style. He has various ones but I often hear "Birdzilla" being thrown around a significant amount of the time.
  

• There have been no Lithuanian Liquidators thrown around for Kleiza this year, hes had an off year and Marlow does not support those.

• Chauncey is known as Mr. Big Shot and Marlow likes that.

• Renaldo Balkman is called "Naldo" a very clever shortening of his first name, once again it proves that Marlow is on top of his game.

• There are various other names that he just comes up with on the spot for Nene, Kenyon, and the rest. These names are often a one time deal, but you can guarantee that if the Nuggets are ahead by 20 or more at least 50% of his reporting will be on a new nickname or some hilarious event. The best part of this is Scott Hastings and his response or lack thereof, because I truly find Hastings very funny.

• The best part of this season as with the past seasons are the awards they hand out. There is no more Subway sub of the Game, which was always a favorite. This year they brought back the Lexus Drive of the Game, this is always fiercely debated from the first layup of the game. They added the Mattress King Rejection of the Game, usually 3 or 4 good options to choose from for this. The best this year though, a new edition, is simply TACOS! Anytime the Nuggets score 103 or more you can go into Taco Bell the next day and get 3 free tacos with a purchase of drink. Every game you pray for 103 points and Marlow will not forget about the Tacos. He told many stories of his great adventures into Taco Bell the next day, by far TACOS has become a fan favorite.

Well I believe that is all that this amazing year in Nuggets Basketball has offered. A great year with plenty of tacos offered. Round 2 is about to start, I despise the Mavs I mean look at that team...Dirk, Jason Kid, that little Spaniard Barrera and the rest. Go Nuggets, but most of all score 103!!!

The Gay List Continues

We all know there are plenty of Gay things in this world, like fish sticks, but all that's being added to the gay list today is two people who are incredibly homosexual.

Ryan(koko): So gay. So flaming. Loves the backdoor. Not much else to say except that he is so fuckin' gay it hurts, it hurts more than normal sodomy hurts. He is now hated and gay, but basically those two words go together pretty well so it isn't that shocking. He should forget important things, because now, he has to be considered OFFICIALLY GAY FOREVER.

Greg(gregarious): Total fag. Total queer. Loves the pole. He is even gayer than koko, i know it is hard to believe, but it is so true. Such a flaming cowboy it is not even funny, well slightly funny. That's all...GREG IS GAY, IT IS OFFICIAL!!

*These two people are different from the other items on the gay list because if you talk with or hang out with either Greg or Ryan you do no become gay, unless you do gay things that are on the gay list...like ride around in wheel chairs. So no worries you cannot contract HIV from hanging out with either of them, you still may contract swine flu...so be careful.

SO GAY!

What a Month of Sports

My two favorite teams kept me very happy in the month of April and look to continue this fantastic progress in May.


The Royals finished the month of April with a 12-10 record. This was their first winning record in April since 2003, good enough for first place in the American League Central, and they have a Cy Young Contender in Zack Greinke who ended April with a 5-0 record and .50 ERA. Their bats are starting to wake up and their defense is one of the best in all of the Majors. I see two areas of concern: First, their bullpen is weak, they lost two of their best middle relievers from last year (Ramon Ramirez and Leo Nunez) off-season trades and the relievers they have now are shaky, some more than others. They need to improve this area, since they have the best closer in the league, Joakim Soria, who absolutely destroys batters in the 9th. Secondly, they need to get rid of Sidney Ponson and bring up Luke Hochevar who is throwing amazingly well in Omaha. This would give them 5 starters who are capable of going out on the mound every night and completely dominating late into the game. If they can improve on these two areas they can easily contend in the central this year. They still gave me one hell of a month, with every game being solid...I know, since I watched every one.

The Nuggets play has spoken for itself. They completely dominated the Hornets, and still receive no credit. I have never been more excited for basketball in my entire life, this is amazing. If they play as well as they did in the 1st round throughout the playoffs I don't know if they can be beat, my god, think of the possibilities. First things first, they need to take down Mark Cuban in an absolutely embarrassing fashion, but no matter what they have already exceeded my wildest expectations.

This is from one of the games against the Hornets of what the Nuggets can bring to the table. I also added it for people who may not get to hear the great broadcasting of Scott Hastings and Chris Marlow, in my opinion, the greatest duo ever! HEY HEY NENE!

The Hate List Continues

It has been a while and the Hate list needs to be updated. If you are an avid reader of BMsF then you already know two items/people that will be placed on the Hate list but I'm planning on adding a few more. Trust me I have enough Hate but I often forget what I originally planned to Hate on. I will try to limit the description of why I Hate these items/people, as long as you know what I Hate then we'll be in good shape.

7. People Who Cannot Lie, But Continue Trying to Lie: I consider myself an expert liar, it is currently on my resume as one of my best skills. I'm very proud of this skill because I believe it gives me an edge in whatever situation I'm in. But there are people who cannot lie, which is fine, but these people feel that they should continue lying no matter what. They obviously assume that they are amazing liars, but everyone knows that they are making complete asses of themselves. So either stop lying and just tell the truth or take lessons and become a good liar.

6. Ryan (koko): Well this was pretty easy, he forgot my birthday...so he is HATED! He tried to apologize for his atrocious behavior, but only after I showed him the blog and then I still felt that he was lying (see #7). He used the word belated, which almost swayed me just enough, but in the end, he is very much Hated!

5. Wind: It gives us energy, it helps the ecosystem, it creates climate, it helps animals...ALL BULLSHIT! What is does do is mess up my hair, make it hard for me walk and even function for that matter. The Wind Sucks! It blows up skirts of hot chicks some would say, wow this sounds amazing, but why is it never the hot chicks that have their skirt blown up? It is always the chubbies or lesbos, I mean really the Wind SUCKS! Try playing Frisbee in the wind...you cannot! A mind blowing question for you (pun intended)...When walking in the wind would you rather be fat or skinny? You see, I'm skinny I get blown all over the place but then the fatties have more surface area for the wind to hit, it might be a toss up! Bottom line, the wind does nothing good for me and that is why I HATE it!

4. Greg (gregarious): Even easier then Koko, Greg gets on my nerves and he forgot the the third most important day in America...for this he is HATED!

Only 3 more to go...

GREG (gregarious) & RYAN (koko) WILL FEEL THE WRATH!

Well my birthday is now long gone, I received a plethora of great wishes. These wishes came from all corners of the globe...people I haven't spoken to in years, people I've tried to kill...they all came out and provided me with well wishes. It was a truly glorious day, because I was able to see all the people I've touched (appropriately and inappropriately) throughout my lifetime, not to name drop but some very famous people reached out...Osama Bin Laden, Raul and Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Hilary Duff, etc. But when the day was done, I looked over all my b-day texts, calls, and telegrams and there were 2 noticeable names missing. You're probably asking who didn't wish you a happy birthday? Who betrayed you? Well if you saw the title of this post its no mystery, but just in case you do not like titles, it was...Greg (gregarious) and Ryan (koko).

Flabbergasted, stunned, bitter, FURIOUS, horny...are just a few of the words that come to mind when I think of this atrocity. Sure, they may have good reasons/excuses, but guess what...I DO NOT FUCKING CARE!!! They may say...wait a minute, you forgot my b-day, but guess what...I'm way too fucking popular and busy to wish you a happy birthday (I have friends, a life, and sex), you two have like 4 friends combined and are LUCKY enough to know ME, so fucking get off your high horse, because if you lose me as an acquaintance you might as well kill yourself!!

So, here's what I'm gonna do: I give all my readers the privilege to say whatever or do whatever they want to these two fags and d-bags until they pay their respect to me and my birthday. They must show true animosity and remorse for forgetting the 3rd greatest day in America (behind MLB opening day and Cinco de Mayo). This will turn into a no holds bar blog fest to totally humiliate these two. Anything can and will be said and both GREG AND RYAN have no room to complain because they are the ones at fault! Once they do what I feel is an acceptable job in making up for this gigantic mistake then maybe everything will cool down and we can move on to being acquaintances once again. If I do not hear anything from them by next MONDAY (4/27) they will both be placed on the list of HATE and the list of GAY, never being removed from these lists, therefore always having that stigma attached to them.

I hope I have made myself clear, DO NOT forget about me and DO NOT think you are greater than me in anyway, because you are NOT. This should be a lesson for everyone, my wrath is something not to be messed with. If you have anything to say about GREG or RYAN please post it for everyone to read or let me know what I should post..lets become friends around the incompetency of these two people.

I do not have pictures of them, so below are pictures that closely resemble them and if you see these two people please let them know how you feel, hate, hate, hate!!!

(Ryan is on the left, obviously that is not him, because that gorilla knows how to PARTY, god damn...hes hittin' the juice hard and the gorilla has a little more hair, on his head, the body hair is pretty damn accurate! Greg is on the right and that is him, pretty much to a t, Greg isn't in as good as shape but beyond that, an exact match!)

Changes Coming to BMsF...SOON

OK my goal is to make BMsF the most user friendly blog, providing everything I can. Right now my newest installment is the music player (exciting I know!), but my goal for the next week is to do two things: Every week (on a set day) I'll add 5 new songs to the playlist, so you can listen to them, at the same time I'll add a post that mentions the 5 albums that those songs come from, with a download link for all of the albums. I'm looking around at various file sharing programs and am trying to figure out the best one.

So give me about a week and I should have this up and running. Hopefully, this will keep me focused on the blog at least 1 day a week and secondly keep YOU updated on some really good music, it is going to vary every week and some music you'll hate but I hope you give it a chance. Let me know if you have any recommendations for music that I can upload for you, hopefully this will open up a very lively communication line between me (Miguel) and you (my most amazing friends).

Oh and do not worry the Gay List will continue, along with various other HILARIOUS posts. Making BMsF the only place for great lists, funny funny shit, and free music!

How do you like them NUGGETS?

I don't have much to say, because I am still speechless over tonight's game. A complete domination of the Hornets. The Nuggets were smarter, faster, more physical...if only they can play like that for 15 more wins. Everyone knows my love for the Birdman (I'm not a bandwagoner either, I've enjoyed his entire career from the get go), but JR Smith has finally captured my love. I've always known hes had made athletic abilities but if he continues to play smart, he has no limits and can easily carry the Nugs. Chauncey was amazing tonight, not that anything else is expected and even though Carmelo did not play well he had his head in the game the entire way through. Hopefully they can continue this...but tonight was just amazing!

Gotta love David Stern (he was in Denver tonight, so was lil' Wayne (sorry no picture, I do not endorse lil' Wayne, besides for this)...

A New List, Things That Make You Look & Turn GAY

Everyone loves lists. It is a concise look at great things, like hate! One day I want people to synonymously think of lists and bemigueslsfriend. We already have the WIP (work in progress) list of hate and recently I was thinking of a great list idea. This list will encompass all things that make guys look really really gay and a little d-baggy if they're doing them, have them, think of them, or just have anything to do with them. Not only do these things make the guy look gay, they often turn him into an ass pirate/pole smoker or in medical terms, a hardcore sodimizer, often with limited lube but alot of HIV. It should be great and unlike the hate list, this list has no end, I will constantly update things that make guys look and turn GAY!!

Any ideas let me know...I'll start off with two, to give the general idea...

• Using a wheelchair. I mean really?? In my book that's about as gay and d-baggy as you can get, unless you're a war veteran, of course! Obviously, if you are in a wheelchair, becoming a hardcore sodimizer is very tough, unless you have a hole in the bottom of the seat or are just paralyzed from the knees down!
  

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• Sucking at sports video games. Most of the people this relates to are just really gay. If they can't play sports in real life then they damn well should be able to play video game sports and not get ass raped every time they play. I'm sorry if you suck at sports video games, you are an official FAG and D-BAG.

The greatest SPORTS GAME EVER! If you cannot win you are GAY!

Coming through to a College Town Near You, DTR here they ARE!

Within the past week, I realized how much I love the Doomtree crew. All 9 members! I've always enjoyed their music, but just recently I've realized my deep love for everything they do. So the playlist to your left is loaded with Doomtree music from their recent self titled album. In addition, the last song is from Dessa and her False Hopes EP. She is amazing! I will post more on them later, but I just figured you should embrace and check them out because they are truly amazing!

The video below is the song drumsticks from their self titled album, which is fucking amazing...check out all of the crew!!

Zapatista FOREVER!!!!

Do not really care about posting anymore, several things are going on right now...no I'm not busy, just distracted. Baseball season, the Nuggets late season run (until tonight), spring weather (sort of), graduation in one month (highly unlikely), you get the picture. I added a song player on the blog, so you can listen to music...give it a chance it is very solid/unique.

I'll be back sometime, until then stay fresh/trill/legit/anyother black slang that I immediately make uncool!!

Number 8 of the Hate List

It has been almost a month since I started the hate list. I want to apologize for the long delay, I know several thousands, no, MILLIONS, have been waiting for more hate and without any further delay, here number 8 is (only one, but it is a combo):

8. White Sunglasses / Long Boards: I could easily separate these two, but I feel they go hand in hand and I hate them equally. There is one positive of these two items...they make it very easy to spot a douche bag from a mile away, and I mean a MAJOR d-bag BRA. I actually had a longboard at one time, and it was one of the worst purchases of my life, and that was 5 years ago. Today, you see them everywhere and everyone who is on one just thinks they're the "bees knees" (old school reference).

It is hard for me to put into words why I despise the longboard so much, I just get so furious every time I see a person on them, it is mostly guys, but there are a few chicks and they're just as bad. Why I despise white sunglasses is once again hard for me to put into words. Maybe it is because I just feel that people are trying to "advertise" that they're wearing really bad ass sunglasses, "hey look at me bro, check out my shades, total UV protection, you like my tat? you can easily scope it with my cut off sleeves, so bad ass, wheres my 4x4 jeep and keg?" That is what I hear every time I see a guy in white sunglasses.

One thing I can enjoy about white sunglasses is it usually displays an attractive albeit bitchy girl. This is not a steadfast rule but more often than not a few hot chicks possess white sunglasses, but I'd still prefer my lady to be sportin' black shades. So when you combine these two things it is HATE at first site, no questions asked. I only pray for a totally gnarly wipeout where the glasses shatter and the guy breaks some part of his body!

Not the best wipeout, but it is still funny, I mean what d-bags. Head on over to youtube and watch some of the videos, it will brighten up your day!

My Apologies for the Security Measures

The Internet is a fickle beast. Some of peoples most private thoughts are posted on the Internet, such as the ever present "firstie" post, it says so much. Luckily I reveal very little of my true colors on this blog, and I always recommend you take it for what it is, what that means? I have no clue.

If you do not enjoy this blog, for whatever reason...maybe the language, maybe the absolute stupidity of the posts, maybe you just hate Mexicans, I don't know and I don't care, just stop coming to it then. Another thing you can do is recommend what you would like to read about (from miguels perspective, of course), you could also include some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, not like iTunes reviews, which often say "this sucks, that sucks, you suck", that does not help! You can reply to posts or use the very handy shoutbox widget or even e-mail me. I know this blog seems pointless, well you can help make it very awesome, very awesome indeed. I am trying to post more but it takes more time than you can ever imagine but soon the ball will get rolling and with YOUR HELP life will be good again!

XOXOX MIGUEL

(We're on this road together, it's straight and empty, lets make it the best road EVER!!!)

1st Annual BMsF (Be Miguels Friend) CONTEST...nothing funny bout this

To all my faithful readers, all .5 of you...I present the opportunity of a lifetime! As soon as more details are thought of they will emerge, so check back minutely. All I can say now is there will be great prizes, amazing prizes, FUCKTASTIC PRIZES. These may include:

• 24hrs straight with COOLcalmT, anything goes!
• An autographed picture of COOLcalmT and Miguel, signed and sprayed with his (Miguels) favorite cologne!
• A $1 coin with Martin Van Buren on it!
• Free access to Be Miguels Friend for 1 year
• A 4 minute shopping spree in a $1 store or 99 cent store, your choice!
• Hugs...a lot of them!
• A 9 months supply of Roids, this includes testosterone and all needles, also a 3 month supply of clean urine. Any questions contact my cousin he's in the Dominican Republic!
• A 2000 Saab 93 with 48k miles on it*

Stay tuned, this contest will be amazingly popular and you will get only once chance to WIN everything!!

*You do not get the Saab...sorry!

**All rights to Michael Ian Black, I stole this contest idea from him...out of LOVE!

This video demonstrates what it will be like to hang out with me (CcT) for 24hrs if YOU WIN! So try HARD, SO HARD, VERY HARD...

Best Valentines? Best Day? Best Concert? Am I GAY?

I try to avoid getting very sentimental in my life, there are really only two emotions I understand, anger and humor. So this past weekend I discovered something new about myself, I'm capable of having true feelings for someone. Scary I know!

This past Saturday was Valentines day, a day I really don't care for, because either I'm single or just don't care enough about the girl I'm with to drop several bills on her just because of this "holiday." Well this Valentines day I was feeling the latter. I had some simple plans this weekend for the misses and I (if you don't know about my GF situation, its not great...), but got an emergency call late Thursday night, making me go down to Denver for the weekend to watch Miggy and Este. So I was kind of upset (not really), and canceled my plans, anyways I would rather spend the weekend with Miggy and Este then with my female companion, or so I thought.

I was just chilling Saturday evening, getting ready to watch the NBA skills competition and praying that JR Smith would perform something crazy, like a double 360 back-flip dunk while blindfolded (he didn't), and then I got a call. It was from the ole' ball and chain (GF) and she basically said that she was 5 minutes from my house and we were gonna have a great night. Well you can probably imagine what went through my head, actually not much...just that I needed to cancel the escort ASAP. To avoid all of the details this is how the night unfolded: She let me choose where to eat, I chose one of the finest, least know establishments in Denver, that's right Long John Silvers (also connected to Taco Bell). I know what you're thinking how fuckin' cheap can I be? Well let me throw you this curveball...where else can you get deep fried fish, deep fried fries, deep fried malt vinegar, deep fried potatoes in potato burritos, and deep fried Cinnamon twists all for under $15?? NO WHERE, THATS WHERE! It was an amazing start to the evening, plus I was given a Sacajawea, SCORE! She loved the food and the atmosphere, and it was the first time in about the worst 7 months a relationship has seen where we were really connecting, on like a Tom Brady, Randy Moss from 07 level.

If you don't feel like Long John Silvers yet, maybe this will help...



Then she told me what else she had planned for the night, she had bought P.O.S. concert tickets for that night. P.O.S. was playing at the Marquis Theatre and even though I'd seen him before, I really wanted to see him again because he just released an AMAZING new album. She did this all on her, and it blew me away, the first time she wasn't the true vagabond I originally went out with. The concert was solid, not the best ever, but still good...the rest of the night was spectacular and since I want to keep this at a NC-17 level I won't go into the sexy details, lets just say I'm very good at sex...just ask any ho on Colfax! Another great sign of the night was that both Miggy and Este tolerated her, they didn't enjoy here, but they don't enjoy many people. So that was Valentines day 09, pretty damn solid and the girl did all that shit, I did nothing. I'm mos def re-thinking my relationship, who knows where it will go, but now that I have discovered these feelings, who knows...oh and I'm not gay, even though revealing all this inner emotion/sentiment made me a little more feminine, I'm still not gay (sorry Greg), I still like rainbows though!!

Basically,the night...T'WASOME!!

Also, a clip of P.O.S. from years ago, performing his older shit (all the white kids, what has this world come to?), just to give you a taste...his new album is amazing and a little different than this.

I like all music...NOT POSSIBLE!

"Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental people call it Inspiration, but what they really mean is Fuel. I have always needed Fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio." Hunter S Thompson

Music is my life, I figure that I spend around 23 hours a day listening to music. How is this possible? Well I listen to music when I sleep, drive, walk, read, study, and look at porn...which accounts for about 23hrs of my day, the majority of time either sleeping or looking at porn, both account for about 10 hrs of my day! I hate (could it be on the list?) people who say that they love all kinds of music, why? Because it is not possible, they might enjoy several kinds of music, a lot of different artists, but it is not possible to enjoy absolutely everything....its just not!

So I don't want to say I like every kind of music, because I don't, actually I have a very small amount of music that I enjoy, but it some how encompasses a wide range of good shit. Obviously, you may not enjoy the music that I enjoy, I can guarantee though that I don't like all, if any, of the music that you listen to. The only true way to understand the music I enjoy is to listen to my collection, and spend a day with me listening to music (it could get awkward, especially during the porn).

In addition, people need to listen to an album in its entirety, if they are at all interested in the artist, and listen to the album not just once but at least 3 times. Music, especially good music, often grows on the listener over time. If you like one song on iTunes or the radio (haha), don't assume that the album is good because usually one song gives a horrible impression. Finally, don't listen to other peoples opinions/reviews, form your own. I recommend reading reviews but only to get a general idea of the music, don't let the opinion/review formulate a pre-understanding of the album, check it out for yourself! (Check out pitchfork media for some solid reviews, also read the itunes reviews, but never and I mean NEVER take them seriously).

After all of that, I wanna post some of the more inspiring/up-lifting/mind blowing music that I am listening to, take it for what it is, but it might lead you on a path that could really rescue you from T-pain and the Fray...music that isn't for everyone or anyone, because it is truly SHITTY!

Also, keep supporting good artists...they actually deserve some respect.

So here's not only a damn good song, but a fuckin' crazy video...drop your acid, get drunk, or stay sober, I assume that if you're looking at this blog you are already in an altered state of mind though (and probably have already seen this video)...no matter, this video is pretty mind blowing (it is of a sensitive nature).

Aphex Twin - Windowlicker:

First 2 of the Top 10 List of HATE

As many of you know, I hate many people, places, things (aka nouns), but I also hate verbs and just grammar in general. Some say "You hate everything", and I answer NO, I just know what I like and hate everything else! Those are two constant things, because unlike most of the people in this world I do not waiver on my love or hate of things no matter the situation. One last thing, if I hate something it does not mean that I want it gone or dead, but rather I may just find it hysterical and make fun of it/them relentlessly, or I may want to hit them with my Louisville Slugger, it all depends, and this list changes daily so this is just a starting point. So without any further delay, I present the first two of my current top 10 list of hate (check back daily for the next two):



10. American Made Vehicles- Any brand, they are poorly built and have no fucking clue what quality is. They are years behind the times and when you see a shit driver what are they driving? You guessed it an American made vehicle. Oh they also ruined SAAB...a once great, independent, original company.

9. Roger Goodell- He fucked the NFL, plain and simple. It isn't a contact sport anymore, if you watched the Superbowl you have a pretty good idea what I mean...complete shit. Also, I know this isn't just him but have the Superbowl in a place where football is supposed to be played, like Buffalo in February...that's football! Why all the hate on Chris Henry? He hasn't done anything worth shit...I mean COME ON!

Look at the pictures and tell me you don't think they're long lost brothers, who both fucked up major organizations...coincidence? I think not!

The Inevitable Return of the Great White Dope

Nothing has gone as planned, so the blog is back online, it is your daily (weekly) source for x rated needs. Its much more lean and sexy these days, tell your friends, coworkers, shout it from the rooftops...if you don't have "real" friends let your imaginary ones in on this fucktastic piece of the WEB! The only guarantee is that your mind will officially be blown and that the grammar will be sub-par, beyond that absofuckinglutely everything is up to you!

HATE!Hate!Hate!