The Hate List Continues

It has been a while and the Hate list needs to be updated. If you are an avid reader of BMsF then you already know two items/people that will be placed on the Hate list but I'm planning on adding a few more. Trust me I have enough Hate but I often forget what I originally planned to Hate on. I will try to limit the description of why I Hate these items/people, as long as you know what I Hate then we'll be in good shape.

7. People Who Cannot Lie, But Continue Trying to Lie: I consider myself an expert liar, it is currently on my resume as one of my best skills. I'm very proud of this skill because I believe it gives me an edge in whatever situation I'm in. But there are people who cannot lie, which is fine, but these people feel that they should continue lying no matter what. They obviously assume that they are amazing liars, but everyone knows that they are making complete asses of themselves. So either stop lying and just tell the truth or take lessons and become a good liar.

6. Ryan (koko): Well this was pretty easy, he forgot my birthday...so he is HATED! He tried to apologize for his atrocious behavior, but only after I showed him the blog and then I still felt that he was lying (see #7). He used the word belated, which almost swayed me just enough, but in the end, he is very much Hated!

5. Wind: It gives us energy, it helps the ecosystem, it creates climate, it helps animals...ALL BULLSHIT! What is does do is mess up my hair, make it hard for me walk and even function for that matter. The Wind Sucks! It blows up skirts of hot chicks some would say, wow this sounds amazing, but why is it never the hot chicks that have their skirt blown up? It is always the chubbies or lesbos, I mean really the Wind SUCKS! Try playing Frisbee in the wind...you cannot! A mind blowing question for you (pun intended)...When walking in the wind would you rather be fat or skinny? You see, I'm skinny I get blown all over the place but then the fatties have more surface area for the wind to hit, it might be a toss up! Bottom line, the wind does nothing good for me and that is why I HATE it!

4. Greg (gregarious): Even easier then Koko, Greg gets on my nerves and he forgot the the third most important day in America...for this he is HATED!

Only 3 more to go...