A New List, Things That Make You Look & Turn GAY

Everyone loves lists. It is a concise look at great things, like hate! One day I want people to synonymously think of lists and bemigueslsfriend. We already have the WIP (work in progress) list of hate and recently I was thinking of a great list idea. This list will encompass all things that make guys look really really gay and a little d-baggy if they're doing them, have them, think of them, or just have anything to do with them. Not only do these things make the guy look gay, they often turn him into an ass pirate/pole smoker or in medical terms, a hardcore sodimizer, often with limited lube but alot of HIV. It should be great and unlike the hate list, this list has no end, I will constantly update things that make guys look and turn GAY!!

Any ideas let me know...I'll start off with two, to give the general idea...

• Using a wheelchair. I mean really?? In my book that's about as gay and d-baggy as you can get, unless you're a war veteran, of course! Obviously, if you are in a wheelchair, becoming a hardcore sodimizer is very tough, unless you have a hole in the bottom of the seat or are just paralyzed from the knees down!
  

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• Sucking at sports video games. Most of the people this relates to are just really gay. If they can't play sports in real life then they damn well should be able to play video game sports and not get ass raped every time they play. I'm sorry if you suck at sports video games, you are an official FAG and D-BAG.

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