To all my faithful readers, all .5 of you...I present the opportunity of a lifetime! As soon as more details are thought of they will emerge, so check back minutely. All I can say now is there will be great prizes, amazing prizes, FUCKTASTIC PRIZES. These may include:
- 24hrs straight with COOLcalmT, anything goes!
- An autographed picture of COOLcalmT and Miguel, signed and sprayed with his (Miguels) favorite cologne!
- A $1 coin with Martin Van Buren on it!
- Free access to Be Miguels Friend for 1 year
- A 4 minute shopping spree in a $1 store or 99 cent store, your choice!
- Hugs...a lot of them!
- A 9 months supply of Roids, this includes testosterone and all needles, also a 3 month supply of clean urine. Any questions contact my cousin he's in the Dominican Republic!
- A 2000 Saab 93 with 48k miles on it*
Stay tuned, this contest will be amazingly popular and you will get only once chance to WIN everything!!
*You do not get the Saab...sorry!
**All rights to Michael Ian Black, I stole this contest idea from him...out of LOVE!
This video demonstrates what it will be like to hang out with me (CcT) for 24hrs if YOU WIN! So try HARD, SO HARD, VERY HARD...
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