Number 8 of the Hate List

It has been almost a month since I started the hate list. I want to apologize for the long delay, I know several thousands, no, MILLIONS, have been waiting for more hate and without any further delay, here number 8 is (only one, but it is a combo):

8. White Sunglasses / Long Boards: I could easily separate these two, but I feel they go hand in hand and I hate them equally. There is one positive of these two items...they make it very easy to spot a douche bag from a mile away, and I mean a MAJOR d-bag BRA. I actually had a longboard at one time, and it was one of the worst purchases of my life, and that was 5 years ago. Today, you see them everywhere and everyone who is on one just thinks they're the "bees knees" (old school reference).

It is hard for me to put into words why I despise the longboard so much, I just get so furious every time I see a person on them, it is mostly guys, but there are a few chicks and they're just as bad. Why I despise white sunglasses is once again hard for me to put into words. Maybe it is because I just feel that people are trying to "advertise" that they're wearing really bad ass sunglasses, "hey look at me bro, check out my shades, total UV protection, you like my tat? you can easily scope it with my cut off sleeves, so bad ass, wheres my 4x4 jeep and keg?" That is what I hear every time I see a guy in white sunglasses.

One thing I can enjoy about white sunglasses is it usually displays an attractive albeit bitchy girl. This is not a steadfast rule but more often than not a few hot chicks possess white sunglasses, but I'd still prefer my lady to be sportin' black shades. So when you combine these two things it is HATE at first site, no questions asked. I only pray for a totally gnarly wipeout where the glasses shatter and the guy breaks some part of his body!

Not the best wipeout, but it is still funny, I mean what d-bags. Head on over to youtube and watch some of the videos, it will brighten up your day!