COOLcalmT...NOT GAY SINCE 1986

COOLcalmT...NOT GAY SINCE 1986

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21 April 2009

Changes Coming to BMsF...SOON

OK my goal is to make BMsF the most user friendly blog, providing everything I can. Right now my newest installment is the music player (exciting I know!), but my goal for the next week is to do two things: Every week (on a set day) I'll add 5 new songs to the playlist, so you can listen to them, at the same time I'll add a post that mentions the 5 albums that those songs come from, with a download link for all of the albums. I'm looking around at various file sharing programs and am trying to figure out the best one.

So give me about a week and I should have this up and running. Hopefully, this will keep me focused on the blog at least 1 day a week and secondly keep YOU updated on some really good music, it is going to vary every week and some music you'll hate but I hope you give it a chance. Let me know if you have any recommendations for music that I can upload for you, hopefully this will open up a very lively communication line between me (Miguel) and you (my most amazing friends).

Oh and do not worry the Gay List will continue, along with various other HILARIOUS posts. Making BMsF the only place for great lists, funny funny shit, and free music!

19 April 2009

How do you like them NUGGETS?


I don't have much to say, because I am still speechless over tonight's game. A complete domination of the Hornets. The Nuggets were smarter, faster, more physical...if only they can play like that for 15 more wins. Everyone knows my love for the Birdman (I'm not a bandwagoner either, I've enjoyed his entire career from the get go), but JR Smith has finally captured my love. I've always known hes had made athletic abilities but if he continues to play smart, he has no limits and can easily carry the Nugs. Chauncey was amazing tonight, not that anything else is expected and even though Carmelo did not play well he had his head in the game the entire way through. Hopefully they can continue this...but tonight was just amazing!

Gotta love David Stern (he was in Denver tonight, so was lil' Wayne (sorry no picture, I do not endorse lil' Wayne, besides for this)...

18 April 2009

A New List, Things That Make You Look & Turn GAY

Everyone loves lists. It is a concise look at great things, like hate! One day I want people to synonymously think of lists and bemigueslsfriend. We already have the WIP (work in progress) list of hate and recently I was thinking of a great list idea. This list will encompass all things that make guys look really really gay and a little d-baggy if they're doing them, have them, think of them, or just have anything to do with them. Not only do these things make the guy look gay, they often turn him into an ass pirate/pole smoker or in medical terms, a hardcore sodimizer, often with limited lube but alot of HIV. It should be great and unlike the hate list, this list has no end, I will constantly update things that make guys look and turn GAY!!

Any ideas let me know...I'll start off with two, to give the general idea...
  • Using a wheelchair. I mean really?? In my book that's about as gay and d-baggy as you can get, unless you're a war veteran, of course! Obviously, if you are in a wheelchair, becoming a hardcore sodimizer is very tough, unless you have a hole in the bottom of the seat or are just paralyzed from the knees down!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Sucking at sports video games. Most of the people this relates to are just really gay. If they can't play sports in real life then they damn well should be able to play video game sports and not get ass raped every time they play. I'm sorry if you suck at sports video games, you are an official FAG and D-BAG.
The greatest SPORTS GAME EVER! If you cannot win you are GAY!

15 April 2009

Coming through to a College Town Near You, DTR here they ARE!

Within the past week, I realized how much I love the Doomtree crew. All 9 members! I've always enjoyed their music, but just recently I've realized my deep love for everything they do. So the playlist to your left is loaded with Doomtree music from their recent self titled album. In addition, the last song is from Dessa and her False Hopes EP. She is amazing! I will post more on them later, but I just figured you should embrace and check them out because they are truly amazing!

The video below is the song drumsticks from their self titled album, which is fucking amazing...check out all of the crew!!

10 April 2009

Zapatista FOREVER!!!!

Do not really care about posting anymore, several things are going on right now...no I'm not busy, just distracted. Baseball season, the Nuggets late season run (until tonight), spring weather (sort of), graduation in one month (highly unlikely), you get the picture. I added a song player on the blog, so you can listen to music...give it a chance it is very solid/unique.

I'll be back sometime, until then stay fresh/trill/legit/anyother black slang that I immediately make uncool!!

01 March 2009

Number 8 of the Hate List

It has been almost a month since I started the hate list. I want to apologize for the long delay, I know several thousands, no, MILLIONS, have been waiting for more hate and without any further delay, here number 8 is (only one, but it is a combo):

8. White Sunglasses / Long Boards: I could easily separate these two, but I feel they go hand in hand and I hate them equally. There is one positive of these two items...they make it very easy to spot a douche bag from a mile away, and I mean a MAJOR d-bag BRA. I actually had a longboard at one time, and it was one of the worst purchases of my life, and that was 5 years ago. Today, you see them everywhere and everyone who is on one just thinks they're the "bees knees" (old school reference).

It is hard for me to put into words why I despise the longboard so much, I just get so furious every time I see a person on them, it is mostly guys, but there are a few chicks and they're just as bad. Why I despise white sunglasses is once again hard for me to put into words. Maybe it is because I just feel that people are trying to "advertise" that they're wearing really bad ass sunglasses, "hey look at me bro, check out my shades, total UV protection, you like my tat? you can easily scope it with my cut off sleeves, so bad ass, wheres my 4x4 jeep and keg?" That is what I hear every time I see a guy in white sunglasses.

One thing I can enjoy about white sunglasses is it usually displays an attractive albeit bitchy girl. This is not a steadfast rule but more often than not a few hot chicks possess white sunglasses, but I'd still prefer my lady to be sportin' black shades. So when you combine these two things it is HATE at first site, no questions asked. I only pray for a totally gnarly wipeout where the glasses shatter and the guy breaks some part of his body!

Not the best wipeout, but it is still funny, I mean what d-bags. Head on over to youtube and watch some of the videos, it will brighten up your day!

My Apologies for the Security Measures

The Internet is a fickle beast. Some of peoples most private thoughts are posted on the Internet, such as the ever present "firstie" post, it says so much. Luckily I reveal very little of my true colors on this blog, and I always recommend you take it for what it is, what that means? I have no clue.

If you do not enjoy this blog, for whatever reason...maybe the language, maybe the absolute stupidity of the posts, maybe you just hate Mexicans, I don't know and I don't care, just stop coming to it then. Another thing you can do is recommend what you would like to read about (from miguels perspective, of course), you could also include some CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, not like iTunes reviews, which often say "this sucks, that sucks, you suck", that does not help! You can reply to posts or use the very handy shoutbox widget or even e-mail me. I know this blog seems pointless, well you can help make it very awesome, very awesome indeed. I am trying to post more but it takes more time than you can ever imagine but soon the ball will get rolling and with YOUR HELP life will be good again!
XOXOX MIGUEL

(We're on this road together, it's straight and empty, lets make it the best road EVER!!!)