Still Alive...Kind Of...Not Really

I'm sitting here listening to BRMC and watching the Jayhawks dismantle the Longhorns - Rock Chalk - I thought it might be a good time to update you cunts...

So many things are constantly going through my head but yet I never have the time, well actually never have the energy to write any of that shit down. I cannot force myself to be funny, it just naturally has to happen and that is why this blog has been dormant for several months now. A once thriving community of stoners/bitches/and cowboys has been left for dead but do not fear because everyday that I sit in my cube and think about how fucking burnt out I am you guys/gals/its are always in the back of my mind.

I would rather give you no blog than a Sub-par blog. It was almost one year ago that I wrote my infamous 'valentines' day post that really put this blog on the charts. But that was then...when I was in class for 2 hours a day, and had pretty much no other goals in life. Today though it's slightly different. I still have no goals but I work 9 hours a day, have a semi-serious relationship with some crazy bitch, am constantly trying to move in on the Asian and just recently ran into one of my past soul mates. Not only am I battling all that pussy, I'm also fighting a very different kind of pussy. I'm always trying to destroy other peoples lives at the same time, I need people who are complete failures around me at all times and this is not always easy. So as you can see my slate is full of really stupid shit but it's full none the less.

As I said though...I have a lot of great stories brewing I just have to set the time to get that shit into the world wide web. I promise you though, I have not lost ONE FUCKING STEP, I'm still the one, the only, the original COOLcalmT. So please continue to check back regularly because BMsF will return to the glory days.


As always..........MUCH LOVE from Casa De Amour......

P.S. I forgot to mention that when I'm not working or battling pussy I'm looking for it on the web...STILL LOVE THE PORN...great shit, takes up 4-5hrs a day, so as you can see I'm bushed (pun somewhat intended??)