Condition that Shit

I'm sorry, I know this has been one of my hot button issues lately but I think it's absolutely critical that readers of BMsF know my position on this issue and try to spread the word.

Everyone, especially females, need to use conditioner. In today's world of 'looks reign supreme' one of the easiest ways to look amazing is by having fantastic hair. You can style it however you want, but ultimatley it comes down to the, pay attention to this word, CONDITION of your hair. It doesn't have to be an expensive conditioner just something to follow up a shampoo. It takes 30secs to 1min to properly condition your hair and it does a world of difference.

I don't want frizzy hair all up in my grill, I want to be able to spot a girl worth my while from 100 feet away, there are only two ways to do this: Body type and hair condition. If the fuckin' disco ball ain't reflecting off the hair then I'm not even gonna attempt that. I mean think about this...if she can't even take care of her hair, one of her most essential elements then how the fuck is she going to take care of anything else in her life. Of course, I look into how it's cut, the layering, the coloring, the style and I know that this is not of utmost importance to guys but really just think about it. Frizzy hair = shitty girl (this is not a scientific correlation, but I have enough experience to draw a simple conclusion).

One recommendation, guys just keep a bottle of conditioner in your shower. Even if you don't use it, it will truly benefit you in many ways. 1) A girl that see's this in your shower realizes that you may actually have some good common sense. It may be the factor that pushes her over the edge because you are able to show some sentiment and hell same correlation (shitty hair = shitty guy). 2) Say you are letting a girl shower at your place (I don't care why) and she didn't plan ahead and have her own shit (again no details needed, --side note: if she brings her shit to your place and doesn't bring conditioner, get her ass to the street asap--) she can use your conditioner, this way she doesn't skip a day, because then you couldn't see her until she showered properly. 3) Just fucking use it yourself. Trust me, tangle free, shiny, smooth...the whole package.

I know this seems like a petty thing but I mean showering, washing your hair is something everyone does (every respectable person, that is), it's like the 6th amendment, and you can't do something that takes 30 seconds but yet adds an incalculable amount of value to your life then shit you ain't worth anyone's time, especially mine!

A very good conditioner...one of many million...