GREG (gregarious) & RYAN (koko) WILL FEEL THE WRATH!

Well my birthday is now long gone, I received a plethora of great wishes. These wishes came from all corners of the globe...people I haven't spoken to in years, people I've tried to kill...they all came out and provided me with well wishes. It was a truly glorious day, because I was able to see all the people I've touched (appropriately and inappropriately) throughout my lifetime, not to name drop but some very famous people reached out...Osama Bin Laden, Raul and Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Hilary Duff, etc. But when the day was done, I looked over all my b-day texts, calls, and telegrams and there were 2 noticeable names missing. You're probably asking who didn't wish you a happy birthday? Who betrayed you? Well if you saw the title of this post its no mystery, but just in case you do not like titles, it was...Greg (gregarious) and Ryan (koko).

Flabbergasted, stunned, bitter, FURIOUS, horny...are just a few of the words that come to mind when I think of this atrocity. Sure, they may have good reasons/excuses, but guess what...I DO NOT FUCKING CARE!!! They may say...wait a minute, you forgot my b-day, but guess what...I'm way too fucking popular and busy to wish you a happy birthday (I have friends, a life, and sex), you two have like 4 friends combined and are LUCKY enough to know ME, so fucking get off your high horse, because if you lose me as an acquaintance you might as well kill yourself!!

So, here's what I'm gonna do: I give all my readers the privilege to say whatever or do whatever they want to these two fags and d-bags until they pay their respect to me and my birthday. They must show true animosity and remorse for forgetting the 3rd greatest day in America (behind MLB opening day and Cinco de Mayo). This will turn into a no holds bar blog fest to totally humiliate these two. Anything can and will be said and both GREG AND RYAN have no room to complain because they are the ones at fault! Once they do what I feel is an acceptable job in making up for this gigantic mistake then maybe everything will cool down and we can move on to being acquaintances once again. If I do not hear anything from them by next MONDAY (4/27) they will both be placed on the list of HATE and the list of GAY, never being removed from these lists, therefore always having that stigma attached to them.

I hope I have made myself clear, DO NOT forget about me and DO NOT think you are greater than me in anyway, because you are NOT. This should be a lesson for everyone, my wrath is something not to be messed with. If you have anything to say about GREG or RYAN please post it for everyone to read or let me know what I should post..lets become friends around the incompetency of these two people.

I do not have pictures of them, so below are pictures that closely resemble them and if you see these two people please let them know how you feel, hate, hate, hate!!!

(Ryan is on the left, obviously that is not him, because that gorilla knows how to PARTY, god damn...hes hittin' the juice hard and the gorilla has a little more hair, on his head, the body hair is pretty damn accurate! Greg is on the right and that is him, pretty much to a t, Greg isn't in as good as shape but beyond that, an exact match!)