Still Alive...Kind Of...Not Really

I'm sitting here listening to BRMC and watching the Jayhawks dismantle the Longhorns - Rock Chalk - I thought it might be a good time to update you cunts...

So many things are constantly going through my head but yet I never have the time, well actually never have the energy to write any of that shit down. I cannot force myself to be funny, it just naturally has to happen and that is why this blog has been dormant for several months now. A once thriving community of stoners/bitches/and cowboys has been left for dead but do not fear because everyday that I sit in my cube and think about how fucking burnt out I am you guys/gals/its are always in the back of my mind.

I would rather give you no blog than a Sub-par blog. It was almost one year ago that I wrote my infamous 'valentines' day post that really put this blog on the charts. But that was then...when I was in class for 2 hours a day, and had pretty much no other goals in life. Today though it's slightly different. I still have no goals but I work 9 hours a day, have a semi-serious relationship with some crazy bitch, am constantly trying to move in on the Asian and just recently ran into one of my past soul mates. Not only am I battling all that pussy, I'm also fighting a very different kind of pussy. I'm always trying to destroy other peoples lives at the same time, I need people who are complete failures around me at all times and this is not always easy. So as you can see my slate is full of really stupid shit but it's full none the less.

As I said though...I have a lot of great stories brewing I just have to set the time to get that shit into the world wide web. I promise you though, I have not lost ONE FUCKING STEP, I'm still the one, the only, the original COOLcalmT. So please continue to check back regularly because BMsF will return to the glory days.


As always..........MUCH LOVE from Casa De Amour......

P.S. I forgot to mention that when I'm not working or battling pussy I'm looking for it on the web...STILL LOVE THE PORN...great shit, takes up 4-5hrs a day, so as you can see I'm bushed (pun somewhat intended??)

MARIO PARTY!

Bored?? I Bet You Are...

Peep the Link...FUN,FUN,FUN.....it's a self directed, produced video on the hardships of life in suburban Denver. No it's not my hardships but rather the tough house life of Miggy and Este. Home alone for an hour, cut down to 15 minutes, synced to hip-hop beats, what does it all equal? A pretty lame 15 minutes...but I'm sure you got the time!
FYI: YOU MIGHT HAVE TO CLICK THE CENTER OF THE VIDEO FOR THE PICTURE TO SHOW UP...and then click play again...ENJOY HAHA

HELP!! I Need Your Contact Info...SERIOUSLY

As some of you know the blackberry can be a very fickle bitch, often times shutting down, deleting shit, etc. Well this morning the Blackberry went all the way to fucking crazy, totally fucking up my life. It deleted all of my contact info. Yes ALL OF IT and I didn't have any of it backed up anywhere (why would I?) and obviously I can't remember any of it (I mean over 100k contacts...get real).

So CNELL NIG I need you. First, I need your contact info (phone #, email, credit card #) but also any other contact info that you have and think I need. For instance, your brother, Mike, Greg, etc. I would greatly appreciate whatever you can give me. Also, if you have my GF's number that would be great...because I'm pretty much fucked (or not fucked, haha lol jk lmfao omfg) in that department without it.

If you could please e-mail contact info to tim.amen@comcast.net or saabinator90@yahoo.com that would be excellent. I can reward you with more music and more gifts. I just need to start getting some contact info back and go from there, some people I will never speak to again because of this and that will either a blessing or a curse (most likely a blessing).

Much Love. Seriously this Time. Much Love.

Join Me & the Lady @ Larimer Lounge Tonight and We Can Get FUNKED UP!

Whomever is in Denver tonight should come on down to Larimer Street, more specifically Larimer Lounge, and have some fun. Why would I come down there? What's gonna make it so fun? Two very good questions, so let me answer them...

Del the Funky Homosapien is performing tonight at Larimer Lounge and it's FREE...100% FREE!!
Oh yeah, Bukue One, Opio, and A Plus are also there, and it's still FREE.

So join me and we can grind all night long and get funky with the funk man himself. IT WILL BE FUNKALICIOUS.

Much Love.

Mac Lethal Raps My Thoughts

Not much to say...just watch and enjoy the video. Maybe some of you could learn a lesson or two from the video, you know who you are!!


Mac Lethal - Lookin Bro'

Music Ideas and Tennis Aces

My posting has been very sporadic, to put it nicely, and I haven't been able to grace you all with my hilarious anecdotes . With a job, a girlfriend, and music and porn addictions my schedule is very jam packed. Trust me I would much rather blog then work or spend time with the GF (most of the time, that is), the music and porn addictions, well I would never replace them with anything. Trust me though when I say that blogging will be a top priority in the weeks to come. I have many stories and observations, that I find hilarious, and I also have much more music to share, not all hip-hop either. I've already shared the great Raekwon album with you but I need to diversify my music sharing to start attracting my fan base that I had last year...when I won most sexy/awesome/legen-dary blog of the first half of 2009...with an astounding number of daily readers (12.3).

I'm going to stick with 3 albums a week, all similar in kind. Occasionally, I'll post new albums when or before they come out if I thoroughly enjoy them. I will also let you know about concerts I've attended or plan on attending, so we can meet up and grind on each other all night! I've already planned a few weeks in advanced with following:

• An Andre Nickatina Week
• A Feminist Week
• A Snowy Weather Week
• A Lust Smell and Leather Week

Hopefully you get the idea. If you have any ideas for a music week please let me know...I will do what I can. In addition, if you ever want any album or any kind of music please let me know because I would be more than happy to provide any music you want. I can get almost any album ever created within 24 hours if I already do not have it. Just another service I provide.

Lastly, I must address the issue of sports. Everyone must cheer for the Bengals tomorrow as they will most likely play the Bronco's stupid and deserve to lose...will they? It depends what team wants to lose more. Nebraska football is once again relevant, but tune in next week because they face a firm test in Virginia Tech. Finally, my allegiance to the Royals runs very deep and I still love them with all of my heart but if I were to ignore the Rockies I wouldn't be a true fan of baseball. What they are doing is so impressive, every night they find a way to win with a bunch of rag tag players (just look at Jason Giambi and what hes done). If you have a chance to watch them I highly recommend it, because they are truly amazing and the postseason is approaching quickly. Oh I almost forgot, I joined a tennis league...it's going to be intense so pray for me as I get back into the world of competitive tennis (I have actually never been involved in competitive tennis before)...AWWWW SHIT, ITS GOING DOWN SON!

Well let me know your thoughts, ideas, conundrums..I really do care, I'm like Oprah but part of a far superior ethnic group.

As always Much Love & BM'sF new slogan:

I't's Okay, It's Alright, BM'sF Got Somethin' You Gonna Like!

P.S. I will blog about everyone's favorite slacker, with pictures, but until then this picture is pretty similar to the hair situation, except this cat wasn't given bad hair by god but more likely a World of Warcraft nemesis!