Just Remember...I'm Not Perfect

In light of some recent events I've started to realize that many people view me as 100% perfect, in every way, shape, and form. Some people may even view me as 'Jesus' like - if you think Jesus is perfect, you know, his whole walking on water thing. Although, I don't want to burst your bubble - but this is not the case - let's try an activity...

Right now I want you to visualize someone who you think is perfect, it cannot be me (sorry), maybe it's John Daily, Obama, Osama, Justin Bieber or even Koko - now realize that they have flaws. For instance, Bieber is canadian, sure he has great hair but he probably doesn't believe in the right to carry a gun. These people, even though they seem perfect, have their own flaws, JUST LIKE ME.

I have many flaws, I'm not always the greatest ball player on the court (greatest white player? OF COURSE). I procrastinate, masturbate, and hibernate way too much. Not to mention my spot on rhyming skill. Do I always look good? Well of course I do, that is why many people think I'm perfect. It's usually more of my character flaws that show my true lack of perfection. From my hate of everyone that is not perfect, somehow that makes me not perfect (irony? onomatopoeia? shhhhhhhhh brrrrrrrrr). Obviously my knowledge of the english language and grammar ain't no weakness. Maybe it's because I make fun of anyone who is retarded or stuck at a dead end job. Let me be honest, it is very difficult for me to sit here and come up with any flaws but I want to drive home one point. I occasionally will have a mental break, where I lose my perfection for the slightest moment. It could a missed dunk, it could be rejection (in any aspect of my life), it could be lack of execution or lack of humor. But please stay with me, although my true colors may show through, I will always return to perfection shortly. I just need you to lower your expectations of me for very brief moments.

This has been a PSA from CcT. Thanks.