GREG (gregarious) & RYAN (koko) WILL FEEL THE WRATH!

Well my birthday is now long gone, I received a plethora of great wishes. These wishes came from all corners of the globe...people I haven't spoken to in years, people I've tried to kill...they all came out and provided me with well wishes. It was a truly glorious day, because I was able to see all the people I've touched (appropriately and inappropriately) throughout my lifetime, not to name drop but some very famous people reached out...Osama Bin Laden, Raul and Fidel Castro, Hugo Chavez, Hilary Duff, etc. But when the day was done, I looked over all my b-day texts, calls, and telegrams and there were 2 noticeable names missing. You're probably asking who didn't wish you a happy birthday? Who betrayed you? Well if you saw the title of this post its no mystery, but just in case you do not like titles, it was...Greg (gregarious) and Ryan (koko).

Flabbergasted, stunned, bitter, FURIOUS, horny...are just a few of the words that come to mind when I think of this atrocity. Sure, they may have good reasons/excuses, but guess what...I DO NOT FUCKING CARE!!! They may say...wait a minute, you forgot my b-day, but guess what...I'm way too fucking popular and busy to wish you a happy birthday (I have friends, a life, and sex), you two have like 4 friends combined and are LUCKY enough to know ME, so fucking get off your high horse, because if you lose me as an acquaintance you might as well kill yourself!!

So, here's what I'm gonna do: I give all my readers the privilege to say whatever or do whatever they want to these two fags and d-bags until they pay their respect to me and my birthday. They must show true animosity and remorse for forgetting the 3rd greatest day in America (behind MLB opening day and Cinco de Mayo). This will turn into a no holds bar blog fest to totally humiliate these two. Anything can and will be said and both GREG AND RYAN have no room to complain because they are the ones at fault! Once they do what I feel is an acceptable job in making up for this gigantic mistake then maybe everything will cool down and we can move on to being acquaintances once again. If I do not hear anything from them by next MONDAY (4/27) they will both be placed on the list of HATE and the list of GAY, never being removed from these lists, therefore always having that stigma attached to them.

I hope I have made myself clear, DO NOT forget about me and DO NOT think you are greater than me in anyway, because you are NOT. This should be a lesson for everyone, my wrath is something not to be messed with. If you have anything to say about GREG or RYAN please post it for everyone to read or let me know what I should post..lets become friends around the incompetency of these two people.

I do not have pictures of them, so below are pictures that closely resemble them and if you see these two people please let them know how you feel, hate, hate, hate!!!

(Ryan is on the left, obviously that is not him, because that gorilla knows how to PARTY, god damn...hes hittin' the juice hard and the gorilla has a little more hair, on his head, the body hair is pretty damn accurate! Greg is on the right and that is him, pretty much to a t, Greg isn't in as good as shape but beyond that, an exact match!)

Changes Coming to BMsF...SOON

OK my goal is to make BMsF the most user friendly blog, providing everything I can. Right now my newest installment is the music player (exciting I know!), but my goal for the next week is to do two things: Every week (on a set day) I'll add 5 new songs to the playlist, so you can listen to them, at the same time I'll add a post that mentions the 5 albums that those songs come from, with a download link for all of the albums. I'm looking around at various file sharing programs and am trying to figure out the best one.

So give me about a week and I should have this up and running. Hopefully, this will keep me focused on the blog at least 1 day a week and secondly keep YOU updated on some really good music, it is going to vary every week and some music you'll hate but I hope you give it a chance. Let me know if you have any recommendations for music that I can upload for you, hopefully this will open up a very lively communication line between me (Miguel) and you (my most amazing friends).

Oh and do not worry the Gay List will continue, along with various other HILARIOUS posts. Making BMsF the only place for great lists, funny funny shit, and free music!

How do you like them NUGGETS?

I don't have much to say, because I am still speechless over tonight's game. A complete domination of the Hornets. The Nuggets were smarter, faster, more physical...if only they can play like that for 15 more wins. Everyone knows my love for the Birdman (I'm not a bandwagoner either, I've enjoyed his entire career from the get go), but JR Smith has finally captured my love. I've always known hes had made athletic abilities but if he continues to play smart, he has no limits and can easily carry the Nugs. Chauncey was amazing tonight, not that anything else is expected and even though Carmelo did not play well he had his head in the game the entire way through. Hopefully they can continue this...but tonight was just amazing!

Gotta love David Stern (he was in Denver tonight, so was lil' Wayne (sorry no picture, I do not endorse lil' Wayne, besides for this)...

A New List, Things That Make You Look & Turn GAY

Everyone loves lists. It is a concise look at great things, like hate! One day I want people to synonymously think of lists and bemigueslsfriend. We already have the WIP (work in progress) list of hate and recently I was thinking of a great list idea. This list will encompass all things that make guys look really really gay and a little d-baggy if they're doing them, have them, think of them, or just have anything to do with them. Not only do these things make the guy look gay, they often turn him into an ass pirate/pole smoker or in medical terms, a hardcore sodimizer, often with limited lube but alot of HIV. It should be great and unlike the hate list, this list has no end, I will constantly update things that make guys look and turn GAY!!

Any ideas let me know...I'll start off with two, to give the general idea...

• Using a wheelchair. I mean really?? In my book that's about as gay and d-baggy as you can get, unless you're a war veteran, of course! Obviously, if you are in a wheelchair, becoming a hardcore sodimizer is very tough, unless you have a hole in the bottom of the seat or are just paralyzed from the knees down!
  

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• Sucking at sports video games. Most of the people this relates to are just really gay. If they can't play sports in real life then they damn well should be able to play video game sports and not get ass raped every time they play. I'm sorry if you suck at sports video games, you are an official FAG and D-BAG.

The greatest SPORTS GAME EVER! If you cannot win you are GAY!

Coming through to a College Town Near You, DTR here they ARE!

Within the past week, I realized how much I love the Doomtree crew. All 9 members! I've always enjoyed their music, but just recently I've realized my deep love for everything they do. So the playlist to your left is loaded with Doomtree music from their recent self titled album. In addition, the last song is from Dessa and her False Hopes EP. She is amazing! I will post more on them later, but I just figured you should embrace and check them out because they are truly amazing!

The video below is the song drumsticks from their self titled album, which is fucking amazing...check out all of the crew!!

Zapatista FOREVER!!!!

Do not really care about posting anymore, several things are going on right now...no I'm not busy, just distracted. Baseball season, the Nuggets late season run (until tonight), spring weather (sort of), graduation in one month (highly unlikely), you get the picture. I added a song player on the blog, so you can listen to music...give it a chance it is very solid/unique.

I'll be back sometime, until then stay fresh/trill/legit/anyother black slang that I immediately make uncool!!