To all my faithful readers, all .5 of you...I present the opportunity of a lifetime! As soon as more details are thought of they will emerge, so check back minutely. All I can say now is there will be great prizes, amazing prizes, FUCKTASTIC PRIZES. These may include:
24hrs straight with COOLcalmT, anything goes!
An autographed picture of COOLcalmT and Miguel, signed and sprayed with his (Miguels) favorite cologne!
A $1 coin with Martin Van Buren on it!
Free access to Be Miguels Friend for 1 year
A 4 minute shopping spree in a $1 store or 99 cent store, your choice!
Hugs...a lot of them!
A 9 months supply of Roids, this includes testosterone and all needles, also a 3 month supply of clean urine. Any questions contact my cousin he's in the Dominican Republic!
A 2000 Saab 93 with 48k miles on it*
Stay tuned, this contest will be amazingly popular and you will get only once chance to WIN everything!!
*You do not get the Saab...sorry!
**All rights to Michael Ian Black, I stole this contest idea from him...out of LOVE!
This video demonstrates what it will be like to hang out with me (CcT) for 24hrs if YOU WIN! So try HARD, SO HARD, VERY HARD...
I try to avoid getting very sentimental in my life, there are really only two emotions I understand, anger and humor. So this past weekend I discovered something new about myself, I'm capable of having true feelings for someone. Scary I know!
This past Saturday was Valentines day, a day I really don't care for, because either I'm single or just don't care enough about the girl I'm with to drop several bills on her just because of this "holiday." Well this Valentines day I was feeling the latter. I had some simple plans this weekend for the misses and I (if you don't know about my GF situation, its not great...), but got an emergency call late Thursday night, making me go down to Denver for the weekend to watch Miggy and Este. So I was kind of upset (not really), and canceled my plans, anyways I would rather spend the weekend with Miggy and Este then with my female companion, or so I thought.
I was just chilling Saturday evening, getting ready to watch the NBA skills competition and praying that JR Smith would perform something crazy, like a double 360 back-flip dunk while blindfolded (he didn't), and then I got a call. It was from the ole' ball and chain (GF) and she basically said that she was 5 minutes from my house and we were gonna have a great night. Well you can probably imagine what went through my head, actually not much...just that I needed to cancel the escort ASAP. To avoid all of the details this is how the night unfolded: She let me choose where to eat, I chose one of the finest, least know establishments in Denver, that's right Long John Silvers (also connected to Taco Bell). I know what you're thinking how fuckin' cheap can I be? Well let me throw you this curveball...where else can you get deep fried fish, deep fried fries, deep fried malt vinegar, deep fried potatoes in potato burritos, and deep fried Cinnamon twists all for under $15?? NO WHERE, THATS WHERE! It was an amazing start to the evening, plus I was given a Sacajawea, SCORE! She loved the food and the atmosphere, and it was the first time in about the worst 7 months a relationship has seen where we were really connecting, on like a Tom Brady, Randy Moss from 07 level.
If you don't feel like Long John Silvers yet, maybe this will help...
Then she told me what else she had planned for the night, she had bought P.O.S. concert tickets for that night. P.O.S. was playing at the Marquis Theatre and even though I'd seen him before, I really wanted to see him again because he just released an AMAZING new album. She did this all on her, and it blew me away, the first time she wasn't the true vagabond I originally went out with. The concert was solid, not the best ever, but still good...the rest of the night was spectacular and since I want to keep this at a NC-17 level I won't go into the sexy details, lets just say I'm very good at sex...just ask any ho on Colfax! Another great sign of the night was that both Miggy and Este tolerated her, they didn't enjoy here, but they don't enjoy many people. So that was Valentines day 09, pretty damn solid and the girl did all that shit, I did nothing. I'm mos def re-thinking my relationship, who knows where it will go, but now that I have discovered these feelings, who knows...oh and I'm not gay, even though revealing all this inner emotion/sentiment made me a little more feminine, I'm still not gay (sorry Greg), I still like rainbows though!!
Basically,the night...T'WASOME!!
Also, a clip of P.O.S. from years ago, performing his older shit (all the white kids, what has this world come to?), just to give you a taste...his new album is amazing and a little different than this.
"Music has always been a matter of Energy to me, a question of Fuel. Sentimental people call it Inspiration, but what they really mean is Fuel. I have always needed Fuel. I am a serious consumer. On some nights I still believe that a car with the gas needle on empty can run about fifty more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio." Hunter S Thompson
Music is my life, I figure that I spend around 23 hours a day listening to music. How is this possible? Well I listen to music when I sleep, drive, walk, read, study, and look at porn...which accounts for about 23hrs of my day, the majority of time either sleeping or looking at porn, both account for about 10 hrs of my day! I hate (could it be on the list?) people who say that they love all kinds of music, why? Because it is not possible, they might enjoy several kinds of music, a lot of different artists, but it is not possible to enjoy absolutely everything....its just not!
So I don't want to say I like every kind of music, because I don't, actually I have a very small amount of music that I enjoy, but it some how encompasses a wide range of good shit. Obviously, you may not enjoy the music that I enjoy, I can guarantee though that I don't like all, if any, of the music that you listen to. The only true way to understand the music I enjoy is to listen to my collection, and spend a day with me listening to music (it could get awkward, especially during the porn).
In addition, people need to listen to an album in its entirety, if they are at all interested in the artist, and listen to the album not just once but at least 3 times. Music, especially good music, often grows on the listener over time. If you like one song on iTunes or the radio (haha), don't assume that the album is good because usually one song gives a horrible impression. Finally, don't listen to other peoples opinions/reviews, form your own. I recommend reading reviews but only to get a general idea of the music, don't let the opinion/review formulate a pre-understanding of the album, check it out for yourself! (Check out pitchfork media for some solid reviews, also read the itunes reviews, but never and I mean NEVER take them seriously).
After all of that, I wanna post some of the more inspiring/up-lifting/mind blowing music that I am listening to, take it for what it is, but it might lead you on a path that could really rescue you from T-pain and the Fray...music that isn't for everyone or anyone, because it is truly SHITTY!
Also, keep supporting good artists...they actually deserve some respect.
So here's not only a damn good song, but a fuckin' crazy video...drop your acid, get drunk, or stay sober, I assume that if you're looking at this blog you are already in an altered state of mind though (and probably have already seen this video)...no matter, this video is pretty mind blowing (it is of a sensitive nature).
As many of you know, I hate many people, places, things (aka nouns), but I also hate verbs and just grammar in general. Some say "You hate everything", and I answer NO, I just know what I like and hate everything else! Those are two constant things, because unlike most of the people in this world I do not waiver on my love or hate of things no matter the situation. One last thing, if I hate something it does not mean that I want it gone or dead, but rather I may just find it hysterical and make fun of it/them relentlessly, or I may want to hit them with my Louisville Slugger, it all depends, and this list changes daily so this is just a starting point. So without any further delay, I present the first two of my current top 10 list of hate (check back daily for the next two):
10. American Made Vehicles- Any brand, they are poorly built and have no fucking clue what quality is. They are years behind the times and when you see a shit driver what are they driving? You guessed it an American made vehicle. Oh they also ruined SAAB...a once great, independent, original company.
9. Roger Goodell- He fucked the NFL, plain and simple. It isn't a contact sport anymore, if you watched the Superbowl you have a pretty good idea what I mean...complete shit. Also, I know this isn't just him but have the Superbowl in a place where football is supposed to be played, like Buffalo in February...that's football! Why all the hate on Chris Henry? He hasn't done anything worth shit...I mean COME ON!
Look at the pictures and tell me you don't think they're long lost brothers, who both fucked up major organizations...coincidence? I think not!
Nothing has gone as planned, so the blog is back online, it is your daily (weekly) source for x rated needs. Its much more lean and sexy these days, tell your friends, coworkers, shout it from the rooftops...if you don't have "real" friends let your imaginary ones in on this fucktastic piece of the WEB! The only guarantee is that your mind will officially be blown and that the grammar will be sub-par, beyond that absofuckinglutely everything is up to you!
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